The dying godfather
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22 Aug 2007, 19:390 0The old Italian Mafia Don, The Godfather is dying so he called his grandson to his bed.
“Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I wanna for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you ill always remember me.”
“But grandpa I really don’t like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead.”
“You lisina to me, soma day you goin be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambino.Soma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda your wife in bed with another man.. What you gonna do then? Point to your watch and say TIMESUP?” -
25 Aug 2007, 14:04Din aceiasi familie....
Batranul negustor este pe patul de moarte, cu o voce slaba intreaba:
- Sotia mea iubita care mi-a fost langa mine la bine si la greu este aici?
- Da, tata aici este, nu poate vorbi de plans...
- Fiul meu cel mare, mostenitorul meu, este aici?
- Da, tata la capul patului.
- Ceilalti fii ai mei si nevestele lor sunt aici cu totii?
- Da tata, este camera plina?
- Si nepotii, toti, toti?
- Da tata!
- Stiam eu ca daca mor se duce totul de rapa. Inconstientilor, in pravalie cine vinde?
